Monday, 20 April 2015

6th Sunday of Easter 2048

Because of the state sanctioned media blackout for the Catholic Church due their failure to promote homosexual marriage, it is proving impossible to get some idea of the liturgical life of faithful Catholics in 2048.  The State in its wisdom has set up its own version of the Catholic Church called the New Catholic Church.  As they never seem to say the Mass, I don't suppose we should worry too much about them.

This is how the 6th Sunday After Easter looks in the Diocese of Media City for the New Catholics.  I think the colours refer to lapel ribbons, but I will have to investigate further. Note the reinstatement of the Ascension on its correct day.

10 Sunday (white) Family Feast Day sponsored by Burger McTuckys
11 Monday (blue) Blue Whale Awareness day (optional)
12 Tuesday feria
13 Wednesday (rainbow) Elton and David day (first class)
14 Thursday (white)  ASCENSION -special Churches Together event at Media City Cathedral.  "WORSHIP LIKE its 1870" with the Old Catholics
15 Friday feria
16 Saturday (team colour) FA Cup semi final (semi-double)

Does anything grab your fancy at the Paris Centre at St Pelagius, Whitefield?

1 comment:

Ttony said...

Ha ha ha!

I might have believed it if you had made Blue Whale Awareness day compulsory instead of optional.