Thursday, 12 April 2012

Topical joke....

Heard this joke on BBC radio many years ago and it still makes me laugh.

An American Jew and a Chinaman are getting increasingly drunk at a bar.  After a while the Jew goes up to the Chinaman, hits him in the face and knocks him off his stool.

Chinaman:  Ahh, what you do dat for?
Jew: Pearl harbour
Chinaman: But I Chinese not Japanese
Jew: Pah, Chinese, Japanese they're all the same to me

A little while later the Chinaman goes up to the Jew and delivers a solid right hook that leaves the Jew on the floor.

Jew:  Man, what ya playing at!
Chinaman: That for Titanic
Jew: What!!!!
Chinaman: Goldberg, Iceberg it's all the same to me.

1 comment:

Robert said...

This is funny! I love it!