Apologies if you use Internet Explorer, I didn't realise this site currently looked so crummy with that browser, I always use firefox, unless I'm at work.
I got bored using HTML some years ago, life's too short to go through all that again. I just want this thing to work!!!!
By the way, I stole the banner idea from White Stone Name Seeker, to whom thanks! It's definitely worth propagating that message.